Area where I say things. Equal parts deeply personal philosophical commentary and desperate attempt for daily content. Area you don't want to look at. Pictures of me and my so-called "friends." What if the entire physical universe and all the philosophical planes of existence are just a miniscule speck in one man's crotch? Area for the child in all of us. It's got comic strips and stick figures. Area where you can find out who's really running this place. Wondering whatever happened to the Red Devil?

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